Valentin… oh

DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A POST ABOUT A PAIR OF SHOES AND HOW MUCH I WANT THEM. DO NOT PASS THIS POINT IF YOU’RE A BOY, A MAN, OR THE OPPOSITE OF A FOOT FETISHIST.

Ahem, where was I.

Oh yes. THESE:

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We want to be on you Verity!! Pick us, pick us, PICK US!!

These are literally making my life a misery, because since seeing them with my unfortunate eyes which are sadly attached to my feminine brain (DAMN YOU OPTICAL NERVE) I can’t un-see them and I reallyreally want them.

I just KNOW they’d make everything better.

Scenario: “I’m feeling blue *sad face* it’s Monday and the skies are all cloudy and grey” – opens wardrobe – “But lo! Valentino!!!?” and “poof” the gloom is gone.

They’re the despair-dispelling Cillit Bang of footwear.

(Garavani, you can have that for your press release. No honestly! It’s fine, don’t thank me)

So why aren’t you proudly parading your beautifully shod feet, I hear you cry!? Why, because Cillit Bang shoes cost FIVE MILLION dollares.*

*pin accelerates toward bubble*

Bubble of hope is burst.

Despondency descends.

Feet resign themselves to slippers as I google pictures of Alexa Chung attending things.

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photographic flagellation

*or something in that ball park

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